Discussion:
Top 10 Reasons the U.S. Sucks
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Tadic
2003-07-06 02:04:31 UTC
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On 7/4/03 10:18 PM Eastern Daylight Time
QUITE the post criticizing the USA. As an American, perhaps that
should be offensive to me. But it's not, really, because *most* of what
he wrote appears to be fairly objective, and it's fascinating to get this
much insight into what people on the other side of the ponds might be
thinking about us -- good or bad. (For some balance, though, I might
suggest that "Snubis" has ALSO provided the top 10 things that he
LIKES about the USA...) Having been to Europe a dozen times, I can
make a fairly substantial list of things that I both like *and* dislike
over there (such as their phenomenal transportation systems... rail and
autobahns... satellite phones... TV programming that's FREE of most of
the idiotic censorship that we still have in 'WAY-too-Puritanical UDA...
teh LACK of nudity phobias... their refreshingly liberal attitudes with
respect to sex (Hugh Hefner would LOVE it there, if he didn't already
have his own private libertine island rin California)... etc. on the good
side; difficulty of finding major shopping malls... and laundromats...
and pay phones from which international calls can be made easily, on
the down side... just for openers.
So is our way of life any of "Snubis" business -- since he apparently
lives in the UK? No -- if we want to be stuffy about it. And, yes, if
we are to avoid being hypocrites from the standpoint of our own First
Amendment rights.
After checking Google, I see that "Snubis" has posted to several
groups indicative that he is likely to be a teen, or in his early 20s.
If that's the case, his analysis of us from across the ocean is pretty
darned astute, despite some inacceracies. So worthy of our attention.
I've included the 3 groups that he apparently has posted this to,
in this post. Oddly enough, though, in my Google search, I was
unable to find his ORIGINAL post in ANY of 'em. Only *response*
to his originalpost. (Kriblake -- where did you ever FIND his original
post?)
All of this having been said, let's see where he's right an where he's
wrong. The following responses represent only MY opinions. That of
others may differ.
10) TV.
American TV is 99% trash, plain and simple.
I'd say that in terms of our BROADCAST networks (ABC, NBC, CBS,
Fox, WB, UPN) that might be true of perhaps 60%. Many of those
network shows are quite entertaining, though, including "Who Wants
to Be a Millionaire," which ORIGINATED in the UK! The game shows,
SOME of the reality shows, and SOME of the sitcoms are entertaining.
But those idiotic shows that seek out disfunctional people to make
utter fools of themselves -- yelling and screaming at each other over
boring and trivial matters -- UGH!! It's hard to believe that **anyone**
would even want to WATCH such trash! One other broadcast network,
PBS, also fits the "excellent" category, most of the time.
On the other hand, many of the cable channels have excellent
programming MOST of the time... such as the Discovery channels,
Science channels, The History Channel, A&E, the Travel Channel,
etc., etc. are very good pretty close to 80-90% of the time. Maybe
"Snubis" can't access those.
For movies -- ONLY the premium channels, such as Cinemax, HBO,
Showtime, The Movie Channel, etc. are on the top of the heap --
because they are DEVOID of censorship! The closest thing we have
to the more liberal (regarding sex and language) attitudes found in
Europe. Turner Classic Movies is good, but mainly because the
classic movies they show generally don't contain anything that the
censors get out their scissors and blue pencils for. AMC, however,
("American Movie Classics") truly sucks!! Filled with censorship --
and NOWadays, with *commercials.* Not long ago, it was fairly
decent because ALL of its commercials were BETWEEN the
movies. They've RUINED that, and as a result I hardly ever watch
it anymore.
The licensing system over here has it's flaws but at least it
keeps the BBC as the highest quality and most respected
broadcaster on the planet.
And they have *guts*, too!! They were so honest in their
criticisms of Israel, lately, that the thin-skinned Isreaeli government
chucked them out on their ear! Hopefully, before that happened,
they had honestly reported on ALL of the flaws of their system.
American TV has been ruined by commercialism, ...
Awww. C'mon, now. Every now and then they actually interrupt
a series of commercials to bring us a program! :)
...and the "entertainment" it provides is merely low quality
"chewing gum for the brain" from the idiot's lantern. All those
channels are no good if the best you can do is "Friends."
I'm certainly with you on that last one! "Friends" is positively
INANE... and get this: contestants on "Fear factor" have to do
some ungodly stunts, of which the gross-out one is usually enough to
traumatize a person for life, to win a paltry $50,000. That's CHUMP
change for a newtwork that can aford to pay EACH of the "Friends"
stars a MILLION dollars... per EPISODE! How chintzy can they
GET?!?
9) Walt Disney
The archetypal American Dream. Shamelessly capitalist creator of
America's childhood, twisting fairy tales and European myths into his
own Americanised fantasies while growing fat and rich from the
allowances of the innocent. Also a deviant pervert, despite his
outward family image. The perfect metaphor for American society.
Totally disagree with you on this one! Disney has provided wonderful
entertainment for people of all ages for 2/3 of a century now. And their
freedom from censorship when it comes to having no problem with gays
enjoy a day at Disney World every year is very laudable.
8) Snacks
Sorry guys, but when it comes to food of the sweet variety you're all
fucking clueless. Chocolate in the US sucks, you wouldn't know a
decent cake if it bit you on the ass, and donuts ain't all that.
I agree with you on the chocolate. European chocolate is about as
close to heaven on earth as such food gets. I especially remember
some that I obtained when i was in Lithuania!! Out of this world!!
7) The Klan.
I don't think I need to say much more than it's a pretty fucked up
country where so many fervent "Christians" feel the need to murder
those that look different to them just to prove their love of God.
Actually, there is NOTHING Christian about the KKK. It's our single
MOST-infamous hate group. But Europe *used* to have an even worse
one -- the Nazis. I understand that -- even though outlawed -- there are
still neo-Nazi groups active in Europe. Also, Europe has a GROWING
problem with Anti-Semitism. We've dispensed with most of that over
here. Even though small in numbers, one of America's biggest remaining
flaws in that regard is our Religious Radical Right -- the RRR Cult.
They are both noisy and noisome, and they don't give a rat's ass for
any of the personal liberties that they disagree with. They are
comprised mostly of highly-deluded and steeped-in-disinformation
ACTUAL christians, and a host of PSEUDO-Christians... ALL of whom
act in a totally UN-Christian manner. They seem to think that they are
the self-appointed ENFORCERS of Biblical precepts upon society in
general, but the Bible appointed NO Gestapo. And fortunately, most
Americans regard them as though they're our National Laughingstock.
They seek to interfere with people's PRIVATE lives and decisions, and
happily they just took a fairly-LETHAL slap in the face from the U.S.
Supreme Court last week when the so-called "sodomy" laws were all
struck down. As a result, gays i the USA may soon have legal same-sex
marriage... a right that they have ALWAYS deserved to have. Also, the
RRR is (impotently) opposed to safe and legal abortion-on-request -- but
have absolutely NO Biblical backing for that stance. BE VERY GLAD
that Europe is FREE from the infestation of the RRR cultists. And watch
out for them! Don't EVER let them get a foothold there!! And finally,
please be aware that the deluded and obnoxious, control-freakish
Christians of the RRR cult comprise only a mere TWO PERCENT of
America's Christians -- who are giving all the *rest* of the USA's, and
the world's, Christians a very bad name! 98% of American Christians are
very *normal* and FAIR-minded people who want NOTHING to do with
the hateful and ignorant agenda of the RRR cult.
6) Sports.
Baseball? Rounders, more like. The single dullest sport on the planet,
even duller than cricket. Basketball? Girls play that over here until
they hit their teens, when they find better things to do. The fact
that you have to score 100 points to make it interesting says a lot.
American Football? Pussy rugby, more like. Ditch the pads, keep the
same 15 guys out there for the full 80 minutes and keep the play going
until someone gets killed and you've got yourselves a proper sport.
And stop paying them $30 million to sit on a bench for four months of
the year.
Actually, I find ALL organized sports totally boring and a waste of
time. IMO. And probably the best proof there is that half of the
population has IQs under 100. But for those who don't have much else
more interesting in their lives, I suppose it keeps them off the streets.
No further comment.
5) The Constitution.
The single most annoying thing about American politics, and the
cause of more left wing whining than any other sheet of paper in
history. The First Amendment is a good idea in theory, admittedly,
but the right to bear arms? See #1 for my opinions on that one.
Personally, i couldn't care less about the 2nd Amendment. I don't
own a gun, but have nothing against people who choose to. If they
repealed that amendment, I'd never miss it. And if it stays, that
wouldn't bother me a bit, either.
Otherwise, the Constitution is an EXCELLENT and living document.
Our system of checks and balances allows it to be adapted to the times,
as times change. The ONLY real danger to American liberties is if we
ever allow "conservatives" dominate our courts of appeal. Because the
LAST thing that such people are interested in conserving are any
personal liberties that they happen to disagree with. The wonderful
decision last week that emancipated gays in much the same way that
Roe vs. Wade emancipated American women, 30 years earlier, attests
to the NECESSITY that our JUDICIAL system must *always* be liberal.
It is the BEST defense against the erosion of our personal liberties.
(And BTW -- that decision last week wasn't ONLY celebrated by the
gays. It also was celebrated my the many MILLIONS of the gays' straight
ALLIES in the USA.)
4) Education
The US High School diploma is all but worthless.
True. But it's even worse NOT to have one.
In my final year of high school we had a mass induction of about
25 kids of various ages from Seattle, who all had to join classes with
kids at least one, usually two years younger than them because the
American school system is so far behind European standards. I've
heard stories about UK high school graduates doing the reverse at
US colleges -- getting bumped ahead because the American kids
are being tought things we learned at16.
Your assessment is correct. I taught school for 10 years, and never
ceased to be amazed at the OBVIOUS things that 8th graders hadn't
learned. In geography, for example, MOST of the class had NO idea
where Kansas was (in the center of the USA), and many didn't even
know where Vermont was! (Which was particularly bad because we
were only 40 miles (65 km.) from Vermont at the time!) BIGGEST
problem with USA's educational system: virtually NO diciplinary backing
for the teachers. When time is wasted in the classroom with discipline,
less teaching gets done. A pretty universal problem. (And one that was
almost nonexistent 40-50 years ago.)
3) Obesity
Linked with your obsession with junk food. Life is too cheap in the
States, and when you mix in arrogance, greed and stupidity you get fat
people. Hundreds of thousands of fat people. The last figures that the
British media were having a good laugh at suggested that around 40% of
all Americans have weight problems... that's about 150 *million*
people. ...
More like 115 million, if your figures are correct. USA has a
population of 288 million. Do the math.
Anyway, THIS one really comes under the "None of your busiiness"
heading. Nor anyone else's. If a person get's fat, that is NO one's
business but that person's. Any more than it's anyone else's business
what a person's favorite color is.
And if you do lose weight that you should never have had in
the first place, you go on TV and cry with Sally Jesse Raphael about
your miserable childhood...
See my comment below about that... your #2 item.
2) Therapy
...which brings me nicely to my second point. Shut the FUCK up
about your horrible childhoods and just get on with it. All the bullshit
psychiatry that goes on in America is the biggest joke in the western
hemisphere right now. Self help books, anger therapy, $300 an hour
sessions with some quack who just listens to your problems and then
sends you a bill for advice you could have asked your mother for (if
you know who she is), and because they have a certificate you think
it's all going to be okay. Anywhere else we'd just forget about it,
let the past go and get on with our lives.
Agreed. There is nothing much more STUPID than this sending of
"counselors" in if something goes wron, somewhere, such as a drowning,
a shooting, a bombing, or whatever. Only a couple of decades ago,
BEFORE the age of mindless psychobabble, people got along just FINE
*without* counselors. What a bunch of bullcrap! And WHERE did this
wave of psychobabble even COME from. Such as, "Are you OK with that?"
What a STUPID way to ask the obvious question, "Is that OK with you?"
1) Crime
Pete may have gone on and on about three little kids dying in the UK
and how the whole country had come to a standstill, but here's
something he didn't consider: that sort of thing is *rare* over here,
and that's why it makes headline news nationwide.
JUST as infanticide is rare in the USA, and thus our "Susan Smiths"
-- the mere handful of them that there are -- make headlines HERE.
You know how many people were shot and killed in the UK last year?
Around 500. Crime in Britain is nothing, small change. There are more
murders in LA and New York than there are in Britain.
Let's see now. Britain has what -- 65 million people? And the
combined populations of the NYC and L.A. metropolitan areas is
pretty close to 25-30 million...
And we can walk to the grocery store without fear of having our
shoes stolen at gunpoint to feed some teenager's crack habit.
Except for in some cities bad neighborhoods, the same is true here.
Over here, that kid is drug free, and either working or finishing
school.
You're telling me that there's no drug problem in the UK? Shall we
do a Google search and get the stats? I'm betting you're wrong about
that.
Recently two of our people experienced what life in the US is
like as they were held at gunpoint in their Kissimee hotel room
and forced to perform sex acts, then the man was locked in the
bathroom while the gunman raped his wife.
An anomaly. If that didn't make headlines, it SHOULD have!
America the beautiful? Don't make me laugh.
Then don't. America has scenery that would knock your socks off!
And we're beautiful in many ways (our people and most of our ideals) that
you could never appreciate until you get to know us a LOT better. Come
on over and see for yourself. We have a complete IDIOT for a President,
but your PM isn't much better; they BOTH are warmongers. But at least
Tony Blair didn't emplu THUGS to help him STEAL the Presidency. But
you can't judge the American people by our crooked politicians.
(However, when we don't get RID of those crooks at the ballot box, that
IS a very well-justified indictment of those who keep electing them.)
Yawn.
axyz
2003-07-06 08:55:42 UTC
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On 7/4/03 10:18 PM Eastern Daylight Time
10) TV.
Europe. Turner Classic Movies is good, but mainly because the
classic movies they show generally don't contain anything that the
censors get out their scissors and blue pencils for.
Turner Censored Movies is one of the worst. Try watching a Clint Eastwood
western.
AMC, however,
("American Movie Classics") truly sucks!! Filled with censorship --
and NOWadays, with *commercials.* Not long ago, it was fairly
decent because ALL of its commercials were BETWEEN the
movies. They've RUINED that, and as a result I hardly ever watch
it anymore.
Always Massively Censored is the single worst. Try watching that same Clint
Eastwood shoot-em-up western; they actually cut out every scene in which
someone gets shot, including the climax scene in which the goods guy shoots
the bad guy at the end. You just watch and wonder what is going on so much
is cut.
The licensing system over here has it's flaws but at least it
keeps the BBC as the highest quality and most respected
broadcaster on the planet.
And they have *guts*, too!! They were so honest in their
criticisms of Israel, lately, that the thin-skinned Isreaeli government
chucked them out on their ear! Hopefully, before that happened,
they had honestly reported on ALL of the flaws of their system.
American TV has been ruined by commercialism, ...
Awww. C'mon, now. Every now and then they actually interrupt
a series of commercials to bring us a program! :)
Broadcast TV content in the US is controlled by the FCC; CATV is not.
As a result, on broadcast TV, the FCC allows only 8 minutes of commercials
in a 30 minute segment. CATV has no parallel restriction.

Commercialism (and lack of time) is the reason I rarely watch TV, usually less
then four hours a week.




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stars a MILLION dollars... per EPISODE! How chintzy can they
GET?!?
9) Walt Disney
The archetypal American Dream. Shamelessly capitalist creator of
America's childhood, twisting fairy tales and European myths into his
own Americanised fantasies while growing fat and rich from the
allowances of the innocent. Also a deviant pervert, despite his
outward family image. The perfect metaphor for American society.
Totally disagree with you on this one! Disney has provided wonderful
entertainment for people of all ages for 2/3 of a century now. And their
freedom from censorship when it comes to having no problem with gays
enjoy a day at Disney World every year is very laudable.
You are kidding right???

Some history of Disney:

A. Walt Disney Company threatened the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and
Sciences with a lawsuit when an actress dressed as Snow White was used as
the opening number in the 1989 Academy Awards show. Disney holds the
copyright on the Snow White character. The academy apoligized for the
unauthorized use.

B. Mural of Mickey Mouse, Minnie Mouse and other charcaters were painted
on the walls of three Florida preschools. Disney argued the pictures were a
copyright infringement and made the paintings be removed.

C. Three homosexual men were stopped from slow dancing by a Disney security
guard who said "touch dancing is reserved for heterosexual couples". The men
sued, claiming their civil rights were violated, but dropped the case in 1989 when
Disneyland reaffirmed that it has a policy against such discrimination. In 1980
another man successfully sued after being prevented from fast dancing.

D. Disney instituted a "grooming policy" in 1970, the day after about a dozen
long haired young men were arrested for disturbing the peace at the park.
Undercover police were hired to remove from the ticket line any man whose
hair was too long or clothing too unusual.

E. Ask the french cowards about Euro Disneyland's dress code.

You must be talking about a different Walt Disney Company than the one the
rest of the world is familiar with. Disney is a lowlife.
7) The Klan.
I don't think I need to say much more than it's a pretty fucked up
country where so many fervent "Christians" feel the need to murder
those that look different to them just to prove their love of God.
Actually, there is NOTHING Christian about the KKK. It's our single
MOST-infamous hate group. But Europe *used* to have an even worse
[snip]
the hateful and ignorant agenda of the RRR cult.
Actually the KKK is not very loved in the US. As an example, on I-55 just a
few miles south of St. Louis, the KKK signed up for the Adopt-A-Highway
program. (A program where the adopter agrees to clean up garbage and debris
along a section of road in exchange for having their name on a road-side sign in
their area of responsibility.) There was public outrage, but the courts ruled the
KKK had the legal right to be a member of the program and have their sign. The
city countered by dedicating and renaming the section of highway as the Rosa Parks
highway. (Rosa Parks is the black woman that was arrested after refusing to give her
bus seat to a white man, sparking the change in racial equality laws.) The result was
that the KKK would be picking up garbage and keeping the Rosa Parks Highway
clean. The KKK left the program; the highway has kept its name. Hardly sounds like
the KKK was very popular.
5) The Constitution.
The single most annoying thing about American politics, and the
cause of more left wing whining than any other sheet of paper in
history. The First Amendment is a good idea in theory, admittedly,
but the right to bear arms? See #1 for my opinions on that one.
Personally, i couldn't care less about the 2nd Amendment. I don't
own a gun, but have nothing against people who choose to. If they
repealed that amendment, I'd never miss it. And if it stays, that
wouldn't bother me a bit, either.
Many will refuse to give them up. The only way to get them all would be
door to door searches, and that would be of limited success, and probably
cause many standoffs with whatever enforcement group gets stuck with the
miserable task of risking their lives to collect them all.
4) Education
The US High School diploma is all but worthless.
True. But it's even worse NOT to have one.
Actually anyone who wants to go to college can if they really want to.
Many come up with excuses not to take the very low interest loans that
take 10 years to repay and go through the effort to get that degree while
holding a job. But they can if they choose. Those that choose not to can
sell suggestive sell french fries and complain how poor they are and how
they are exploited by the wealthy, but it is a decision they made for
themselves; they were not forced into it.

And the best part of the US educational system is the way we take the
brightest students from every nation and give them scholarships to attend
US schools and then find US jobs. Thus not only denying them to the
nation they are from, but gaining the advantage of their intellect for
ourselves. Absolutely brilliant.
3) Obesity
Linked with your obsession with junk food. Life is too cheap in the
States, and when you mix in arrogance, greed and stupidity you get fat
people. Hundreds of thousands of fat people. The last figures that the
British media were having a good laugh at suggested that around 40% of
all Americans have weight problems... that's about 150 *million*
people. ...
More like 115 million, if your figures are correct. USA has a
population of 288 million. Do the math.
Anyway, THIS one really comes under the "None of your busiiness"
heading. Nor anyone else's. If a person get's fat, that is NO one's
business but that person's. Any more than it's anyone else's business
what a person's favorite color is.
And if you do lose weight that you should never have had in
the first place, you go on TV and cry with Sally Jesse Raphael about
your miserable childhood...
See my comment below about that... your #2 item.
So the options are to enjoy life and a good meal, or to live your entire life
always worrying that a dish of ice cream will make you gain a pound
or two, so you don't eat it? I prefer to eat what I want and enjoy life and
then exercise. And my stomach is as flat as a 16 year olds.

And for the longest time in human history, being fat has been considered
attractive, as it implied that one was well off enough to eat well, a status
symbol when famine and starvation was always a real danger. The
Hollywood movie and TV industry changed this; thus by mocking the
overweight you are actually announcing that you have swallowed the
ideals of beauty that the American entertainment industry has spread,
hook, line and sinker.
2) Therapy
...which brings me nicely to my second point. Shut the FUCK up
about your horrible childhoods and just get on with it. All the bullshit
psychiatry that goes on in America is the biggest joke in the western
hemisphere right now. Self help books, anger therapy, $300 an hour
sessions with some quack who just listens to your problems and then
sends you a bill for advice you could have asked your mother for (if
you know who she is), and because they have a certificate you think
it's all going to be okay. Anywhere else we'd just forget about it,
let the past go and get on with our lives.
Agreed. There is nothing much more STUPID than this sending of
"counselors" in if something goes wron, somewhere, such as a drowning,
a shooting, a bombing, or whatever. Only a couple of decades ago,
BEFORE the age of mindless psychobabble, people got along just FINE
*without* counselors. What a bunch of bullcrap! And WHERE did this
wave of psychobabble even COME from. Such as, "Are you OK with that?"
What a STUPID way to ask the obvious question, "Is that OK with you?"
This is just plain marketing and nothing else. Capitalism in action. A niche was
found and a bunch of enterprising people have convinced other people (of
questionable intelligence) that they need something they don't. It's all about
making money, not people in need of therapy.
1) Crime
Pete may have gone on and on about three little kids dying in the UK
and how the whole country had come to a standstill, but here's
something he didn't consider: that sort of thing is *rare* over here,
and that's why it makes headline news nationwide.
JUST as infanticide is rare in the USA, and thus our "Susan Smiths"
-- the mere handful of them that there are -- make headlines HERE.
You know how many people were shot and killed in the UK last year?
Around 500. Crime in Britain is nothing, small change. There are more
murders in LA and New York than there are in Britain.
Let's see now. Britain has what -- 65 million people? And the
combined populations of the NYC and L.A. metropolitan areas is
pretty close to 25-30 million...
And we can walk to the grocery store without fear of having our
shoes stolen at gunpoint to feed some teenager's crack habit.
Except for in some cities bad neighborhoods, the same is true here.
Over here, that kid is drug free, and either working or finishing
school.
You're telling me that there's no drug problem in the UK? Shall we
do a Google search and get the stats? I'm betting you're wrong about
that.
Recently two of our people experienced what life in the US is
like as they were held at gunpoint in their Kissimee hotel room
and forced to perform sex acts, then the man was locked in the
bathroom while the gunman raped his wife.
Too bad they didn't have a gun to defend themselves with. The 2nd ammendment
again. Those areas with the most restrictive gun laws have the worst crime; DC, NYC,
Chicago, etc. Those with the loosest gun restrictions have the least; Vermont, Texas,
Arizona, Montana, etc.

The deaths caused by a few idiots are the price of freedom. Those that do kill
with guns or knives or baseball bats or cars or bare hands or fire or poison or
drowning or explosives should be executed or locked up until death in the cheapest
manner possible and used as labor to make a profit.

The deaths caused by a few idiots are the price of freedom. There are groups and
countries that want to kill us in the world. 300,000,000 guns floating around this
country will make an uninvited guest think before he tries walking into the US. The
world is not like the relative safety of suburban American. It is more like the danger
of an inner city. We must always be prepared to defend our country. But with 300
million guns and square miles of camoflague material sewed into clothes, the American
civilian population could form an army of around 50,000,000 in a few hours. Only a
true lunatic would attempt an invasion, and even then he would fail miserably.
An anomaly. If that didn't make headlines, it SHOULD have!
America the beautiful? Don't make me laugh.
Then don't. America has scenery that would knock your socks off!
And we're beautiful in many ways (our people and most of our ideals) that
you could never appreciate until you get to know us a LOT better. Come
on over and see for yourself. We have a complete IDIOT for a President,
but your PM isn't much better; they BOTH are warmongers. But at least
Tony Blair didn't emplu THUGS to help him STEAL the Presidency. But
you can't judge the American people by our crooked politicians.
(However, when we don't get RID of those crooks at the ballot box, that
IS a very well-justified indictment of those who keep electing them.)
Bush is the greatest leader in a long time. He has put America as priority one,
and told the rest off the world can fuck off if their wishes don't agree with ours.
We have needed a president like him for a while. I will vote for him in 2004.
As will most of the people I work with. That bitch cunt lesbian in NY doesn't
have a chance in 2004 or 2008.

And Bush didn't employ thugs to steal the presidency ; it went through the proper
legal channels.
Support
2003-07-06 14:57:56 UTC
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Post by axyz
On 7/4/03 10:18 PM Eastern Daylight Time
10) TV.
Europe. Turner Classic Movies is good, but mainly because the
classic movies they show generally don't contain anything that the
censors get out their scissors and blue pencils for.
Turner Censored Movies is one of the worst. Try watching a Clint Eastwood
western.
AMC, however,
("American Movie Classics") truly sucks!! Filled with censorship --
and NOWadays, with *commercials.* Not long ago, it was fairly
decent because ALL of its commercials were BETWEEN the
movies. They've RUINED that, and as a result I hardly ever watch
it anymore.
Always Massively Censored is the single worst. Try watching that same Clint
Eastwood shoot-em-up western; they actually cut out every scene in which
someone gets shot, including the climax scene in which the goods guy shoots
the bad guy at the end. You just watch and wonder what is going on so much
is cut.
The licensing system over here has it's flaws but at least it
keeps the BBC as the highest quality and most respected
broadcaster on the planet.
And they have *guts*, too!! They were so honest in their
criticisms of Israel, lately, that the thin-skinned Isreaeli government
chucked them out on their ear! Hopefully, before that happened,
they had honestly reported on ALL of the flaws of their system.
American TV has been ruined by commercialism, ...
Awww. C'mon, now. Every now and then they actually interrupt
a series of commercials to bring us a program! :)
Broadcast TV content in the US is controlled by the FCC; CATV is not.
As a result, on broadcast TV, the FCC allows only 8 minutes of commercials
in a 30 minute segment. CATV has no parallel restriction.
Commercialism (and lack of time) is the reason I rarely watch TV, usually less
then four hours a week.
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stars a MILLION dollars... per EPISODE! How chintzy can they
GET?!?
9) Walt Disney
The archetypal American Dream. Shamelessly capitalist creator of
America's childhood, twisting fairy tales and European myths into his
own Americanised fantasies while growing fat and rich from the
allowances of the innocent. Also a deviant pervert, despite his
outward family image. The perfect metaphor for American society.
Totally disagree with you on this one! Disney has provided wonderful
entertainment for people of all ages for 2/3 of a century now. And their
freedom from censorship when it comes to having no problem with gays
enjoy a day at Disney World every year is very laudable.
You are kidding right???
A. Walt Disney Company threatened the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and
Sciences with a lawsuit when an actress dressed as Snow White was used as
the opening number in the 1989 Academy Awards show. Disney holds the
copyright on the Snow White character. The academy apoligized for the
unauthorized use.
B. Mural of Mickey Mouse, Minnie Mouse and other charcaters were painted
on the walls of three Florida preschools. Disney argued the pictures were a
copyright infringement and made the paintings be removed.
C. Three homosexual men were stopped from slow dancing by a Disney security
guard who said "touch dancing is reserved for heterosexual couples". The men
sued, claiming their civil rights were violated, but dropped the case in 1989 when
Disneyland reaffirmed that it has a policy against such discrimination. In 1980
another man successfully sued after being prevented from fast dancing.
D. Disney instituted a "grooming policy" in 1970, the day after about a dozen
long haired young men were arrested for disturbing the peace at the park.
Undercover police were hired to remove from the ticket line any man whose
hair was too long or clothing too unusual.
E. Ask the french cowards about Euro Disneyland's dress code.
You must be talking about a different Walt Disney Company than the one the
rest of the world is familiar with. Disney is a lowlife.
7) The Klan.
I don't think I need to say much more than it's a pretty fucked up
country where so many fervent "Christians" feel the need to murder
those that look different to them just to prove their love of God.
Actually, there is NOTHING Christian about the KKK. It's our single
MOST-infamous hate group. But Europe *used* to have an even worse
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the hateful and ignorant agenda of the RRR cult.
Actually the KKK is not very loved in the US. As an example, on I-55 just a
few miles south of St. Louis, the KKK signed up for the Adopt-A-Highway
program. (A program where the adopter agrees to clean up garbage and debris
along a section of road in exchange for having their name on a road-side sign in
their area of responsibility.) There was public outrage, but the courts ruled the
KKK had the legal right to be a member of the program and have their sign. The
city countered by dedicating and renaming the section of highway as the Rosa Parks
highway. (Rosa Parks is the black woman that was arrested after refusing to give her
bus seat to a white man, sparking the change in racial equality laws.) The result was
that the KKK would be picking up garbage and keeping the Rosa Parks Highway
clean. The KKK left the program; the highway has kept its name. Hardly sounds like
the KKK was very popular.
5) The Constitution.
The single most annoying thing about American politics, and the
cause of more left wing whining than any other sheet of paper in
history. The First Amendment is a good idea in theory, admittedly,
but the right to bear arms? See #1 for my opinions on that one.
Personally, i couldn't care less about the 2nd Amendment. I don't
own a gun, but have nothing against people who choose to. If they
repealed that amendment, I'd never miss it. And if it stays, that
wouldn't bother me a bit, either.
Many will refuse to give them up. The only way to get them all would be
door to door searches, and that would be of limited success, and probably
cause many standoffs with whatever enforcement group gets stuck with the
miserable task of risking their lives to collect them all.
4) Education
The US High School diploma is all but worthless.
True. But it's even worse NOT to have one.
Actually anyone who wants to go to college can if they really want to.
Many come up with excuses not to take the very low interest loans that
take 10 years to repay and go through the effort to get that degree while
holding a job. But they can if they choose. Those that choose not to can
sell suggestive sell french fries and complain how poor they are and how
they are exploited by the wealthy, but it is a decision they made for
themselves; they were not forced into it.
And the best part of the US educational system is the way we take the
brightest students from every nation and give them scholarships to attend
US schools and then find US jobs. Thus not only denying them to the
nation they are from, but gaining the advantage of their intellect for
ourselves. Absolutely brilliant.
3) Obesity
Linked with your obsession with junk food. Life is too cheap in the
States, and when you mix in arrogance, greed and stupidity you get fat
people. Hundreds of thousands of fat people. The last figures that the
British media were having a good laugh at suggested that around 40% of
all Americans have weight problems... that's about 150 *million*
people. ...
More like 115 million, if your figures are correct. USA has a
population of 288 million. Do the math.
Anyway, THIS one really comes under the "None of your busiiness"
heading. Nor anyone else's. If a person get's fat, that is NO one's
business but that person's. Any more than it's anyone else's business
what a person's favorite color is.
And if you do lose weight that you should never have had in
the first place, you go on TV and cry with Sally Jesse Raphael about
your miserable childhood...
See my comment below about that... your #2 item.
So the options are to enjoy life and a good meal, or to live your entire life
always worrying that a dish of ice cream will make you gain a pound
or two, so you don't eat it? I prefer to eat what I want and enjoy life and
then exercise. And my stomach is as flat as a 16 year olds.
And for the longest time in human history, being fat has been considered
attractive, as it implied that one was well off enough to eat well, a status
symbol when famine and starvation was always a real danger. The
Hollywood movie and TV industry changed this; thus by mocking the
overweight you are actually announcing that you have swallowed the
ideals of beauty that the American entertainment industry has spread,
hook, line and sinker.
2) Therapy
...which brings me nicely to my second point. Shut the FUCK up
about your horrible childhoods and just get on with it. All the bullshit
psychiatry that goes on in America is the biggest joke in the western
hemisphere right now. Self help books, anger therapy, $300 an hour
sessions with some quack who just listens to your problems and then
sends you a bill for advice you could have asked your mother for (if
you know who she is), and because they have a certificate you think
it's all going to be okay. Anywhere else we'd just forget about it,
let the past go and get on with our lives.
Agreed. There is nothing much more STUPID than this sending of
"counselors" in if something goes wron, somewhere, such as a drowning,
a shooting, a bombing, or whatever. Only a couple of decades ago,
BEFORE the age of mindless psychobabble, people got along just FINE
*without* counselors. What a bunch of bullcrap! And WHERE did this
wave of psychobabble even COME from. Such as, "Are you OK with that?"
What a STUPID way to ask the obvious question, "Is that OK with you?"
This is just plain marketing and nothing else. Capitalism in action. A niche was
found and a bunch of enterprising people have convinced other people (of
questionable intelligence) that they need something they don't. It's all about
making money, not people in need of therapy.
1) Crime
Pete may have gone on and on about three little kids dying in the UK
and how the whole country had come to a standstill, but here's
something he didn't consider: that sort of thing is *rare* over here,
and that's why it makes headline news nationwide.
JUST as infanticide is rare in the USA, and thus our "Susan Smiths"
-- the mere handful of them that there are -- make headlines HERE.
You know how many people were shot and killed in the UK last year?
Around 500. Crime in Britain is nothing, small change. There are more
murders in LA and New York than there are in Britain.
Let's see now. Britain has what -- 65 million people? And the
combined populations of the NYC and L.A. metropolitan areas is
pretty close to 25-30 million...
And we can walk to the grocery store without fear of having our
shoes stolen at gunpoint to feed some teenager's crack habit.
Except for in some cities bad neighborhoods, the same is true here.
Over here, that kid is drug free, and either working or finishing
school.
You're telling me that there's no drug problem in the UK? Shall we
do a Google search and get the stats? I'm betting you're wrong about
that.
Recently two of our people experienced what life in the US is
like as they were held at gunpoint in their Kissimee hotel room
and forced to perform sex acts, then the man was locked in the
bathroom while the gunman raped his wife.
Too bad they didn't have a gun to defend themselves with. The 2nd ammendment
again. Those areas with the most restrictive gun laws have the worst crime; DC, NYC,
Chicago, etc. Those with the loosest gun restrictions have the least; Vermont, Texas,
Arizona, Montana, etc.
The deaths caused by a few idiots are the price of freedom. Those that do kill
with guns or knives or baseball bats or cars or bare hands or fire or poison or
drowning or explosives should be executed or locked up until death in the cheapest
manner possible and used as labor to make a profit.
The deaths caused by a few idiots are the price of freedom. There are groups and
countries that want to kill us in the world. 300,000,000 guns floating around this
country will make an uninvited guest think before he tries walking into the US. The
world is not like the relative safety of suburban American. It is more like the danger
of an inner city. We must always be prepared to defend our country. But with 300
million guns and square miles of camoflague material sewed into clothes, the American
civilian population could form an army of around 50,000,000 in a few hours. Only a
true lunatic would attempt an invasion, and even then he would fail miserably.
An anomaly. If that didn't make headlines, it SHOULD have!
America the beautiful? Don't make me laugh.
Then don't. America has scenery that would knock your socks off!
And we're beautiful in many ways (our people and most of our ideals) that
you could never appreciate until you get to know us a LOT better. Come
on over and see for yourself. We have a complete IDIOT for a President,
but your PM isn't much better; they BOTH are warmongers. But at least
Tony Blair didn't emplu THUGS to help him STEAL the Presidency. But
you can't judge the American people by our crooked politicians.
(However, when we don't get RID of those crooks at the ballot box, that
IS a very well-justified indictment of those who keep electing them.)
Bush is the greatest leader in a long time. He has put America as priority one,
and told the rest off the world can fuck off if their wishes don't agree with ours.
We have needed a president like him for a while. I will vote for him in 2004.
As will most of the people I work with. That bitch cunt lesbian in NY doesn't
have a chance in 2004 or 2008.
And Bush didn't employ thugs to steal the presidency ; it went through the proper
legal channels.
Have you always been a delusional fukkhead?
axyz
2003-07-06 19:25:30 UTC
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Have you always been a delusional fukkhead?
I stand in awe of your superior intellect. Your debating skills have obviously been finely
honed through years of practice. Your well constructed and well articulated argument
presents an insurmountable defense that cannot be overcome. Your seven words of
pure wisdom have clearly and convincingly refuted my entire post. I stand corrected
and dread the next time I am confronted by your overwhelmingly superior logic and
reasoning.

BTW, although it is obvious to everyone else who reads it, you are probably so
slow that I should explain it explicitly so you don't consider it to be a compliment.
The above paragraph is pure sarcasm.
Support
2003-07-06 19:42:07 UTC
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Have you always been a delusional fukkhead?
I stand in awe of your superior intellect.
I knew that.

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