Special Announcement

[Athos]

!!!Announcement!!!
Effective immediately alt.test is now an all snuh, all the time
newsgroup for the next 2 days or more, depending on the mood.
Please direct all your "snuh" poasts to alt.test
The current alt.test FAQ is now suspended and superseded. An
investigation found that the FAQ was silly and stupid and the current
FAQ maintainer is a K00k.
A new alt.test FAQ has been drafted...It is submitted for your
approval.
----begin new alt.test FAQ -----
This is the one true FAQ for alt.test.
1. What is alt.test
A: It is a newsgroup that is for posting test messages.
2. Is anything off topic in alt.test
A: That is impossible because there is not topic.
3. What is this groups policy on cross-posting ?
A. There is none. It's a test group. Who cares?
4. Can anything illegal be posted to alt.test.
A. It's a test newsgroup, go ahead, post your MMF stuff.
We don't care.
5. So, can any type of test message be posted to alt.test?
A. Yep...any-fucking-thing. Spam - URL's - etc. Doesn't matter.
6. Are general chat messages allowed in alt.test ?
A. Sure! But any chatty posts by necessity should be crosspoasted.
If you can troll someone into posting to alt.test all the better.
All hail the mighty poast count!
7. What is this groups policy on swearing?
A. Fuck no!
8. Is there anything else that isn't allowed?
Nope. Offensive posts, Flames, etc are encouraged.
alt.test loves trolls and will do whatever is necessary to encourage
them. It's a test group after all.
9. What would happen if I went against this FAQ?
A. Absolutely nothing.
10. Are there any other test groups available?
A. Yes.
11. Who should I contact if I wish to comment on anything regarding
this FAQ?
can simply comment in the newsgroup.
12. Who is that gink who has the other faq?
He's a fucking loser and should be ignored.
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[rb]

!!!Announcement!!!
Effective immediately alt.test is now an all snuh, all the time
newsgroup for the next 2 days or more, depending on the mood.
Please direct all your "snuh" poasts to alt.test
The current alt.test FAQ is now suspended and superseded. An
investigation found that the FAQ was silly and stupid and the current
FAQ maintainer is a K00k.
A new alt.test FAQ has been drafted...It is submitted for your
approval.
----begin new alt.test FAQ -----
This is the one true FAQ for alt.test.
1. What is alt.test
A: It is a newsgroup that is for posting test messages.
2. Is anything off topic in alt.test
A: That is impossible because there is not topic.
3. What is this groups policy on cross-posting ?
A. There is none. It's a test group. Who cares?
4. Can anything illegal be posted to alt.test.
A. It's a test newsgroup, go ahead, post your MMF stuff.
We don't care.
5. So, can any type of test message be posted to alt.test?
A. Yep...any-fucking-thing. Spam - URL's - etc. Doesn't matter.
6. Are general chat messages allowed in alt.test ?
A. Sure! But any chatty posts by necessity should be crosspoasted.
If you can troll someone into posting to alt.test all the better.
All hail the mighty poast count!
7. What is this groups policy on swearing?
A. Fuck no!
8. Is there anything else that isn't allowed?
Nope. Offensive posts, Flames, etc are encouraged.
alt.test loves trolls and will do whatever is necessary to encourage
them. It's a test group after all.
9. What would happen if I went against this FAQ?
A. Absolutely nothing.
10. Are there any other test groups available?
A. Yes.
11. Who should I contact if I wish to comment on anything regarding
this FAQ?
can simply comment in the newsgroup.
12. Who is that gink who has the other faq?
He's a fucking loser and should be ignored.

Congratulations. You've likely triggered Tom's nervous breakdown.
--
Opposing opinions on Antonio Gaudi's cathedral, the Sagrada Familia:

"Shortly after entering Barcelona, four grotesque steeples appeared before
me. Their peaks seemed to domineer over the city shining with gold. I was
struck with a sense of conviction. As I approached, the holes pierced in
those four tense conical structures, just like a tremendously appealing
demonic whisper, clutched me with force."
Hiroshi Teshigahara - architect, filmmaker, Iemoto of the Sogetsu
Foundation, painter, playwright, and sculptor

"For the first time since I had been in Barcelona I went to have a look at
the cathedral—a modern cathedral, and one of the most hideous buildings in
the world. It had four crenellated spires exactly the shape of hock
bottles. Unlike most of the churches in Barcelona it was not damaged during
the revolution—it was spared because of its 'artistic value', people said.
I think the Anarchists showed bad taste in not blowing it up when they had
the chance, though they did hang a red and black banner between its
spires."
-George Orwell - political essayist, novelist

[rb]

<snip>
You cant supersead an offical FAQ (i.e. the one created by Tom).

There is no such bloody thing. Silly boy!

Nevermind I guess with school holidays ending soon alt.test should be
free of you trolling idiots.

Famous last sig, anyone?
--
Opposing opinions on Antonio Gaudi's cathedral, the Sagrada Familia:

"Shortly after entering Barcelona, four grotesque steeples appeared before
me. Their peaks seemed to domineer over the city shining with gold. I was
struck with a sense of conviction. As I approached, the holes pierced in
those four tense conical structures, just like a tremendously appealing
demonic whisper, clutched me with force."
Hiroshi Teshigahara - architect, filmmaker, Iemoto of the Sogetsu
Foundation, painter, playwright, and sculptor

"For the first time since I had been in Barcelona I went to have a look at
the cathedral—a modern cathedral, and one of the most hideous buildings in
the world. It had four crenellated spires exactly the shape of hock
bottles. Unlike most of the churches in Barcelona it was not damaged during
the revolution—it was spared because of its 'artistic value', people said.
I think the Anarchists showed bad taste in not blowing it up when they had
the chance, though they did hang a red and black banner between its
spires."
-George Orwell - political essayist, novelist